6.13.2005

Label Whores

prada.jpgRev. Bill Banuchi, executive director of the New York Christian Coalition, says that the gays should be forced to wear warning labels.

If one remembers correctly, this kind of thing did happen once before – but that was a long time ago and in some far away country, so who cares? And since that little triangle is also the Prada logo, perhaps the gays won't mind wearing it so much.

Anyway, Rev. Banuchi urges Americans to "pray for those who are deceived by the lies of popular culture, who are caught up in a destructive lifestyle, and for the children who are being zealously evangelized by radical homosexuals."

We’re setting up the revival tent right now. Here’s the week’s sermon schedule:

Monday: Six-Pack Abs or Six-Six-Six

Tuesday: Pray for a Bigger Penis

Wednesday: On Your Knees (for obvious reasons)

Thursday: Love the Lesbian, Lynch the Labia

Friday: Fish Fry Over at the Catholic Church – Where It’s Gay Every Day!

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