We love Wikipedia, for obvious reasons.
But, more, we love when someone fucks with Wikipedia, especially when that someone is Stephen Colbert and he does it during a taping of The Colbert Report. You can watch the related segment from The Colbert Report here, and you can fuck with Wikipedia yourself just by clicking "edit" next to any section of any entry. Unfortunately there is no Nervous Breakdown entry, so you can't edit the post to make it say we have more than three readers. Maybe someday, kids. Maybe someday.