Folks, we're in glorious Cleveland, Ohio for reasons beyond our control. We'll be here until Tuesday. Hopefully things will be back to their usual subpar par on Wednesday. Until then, stay gold.
The titular "ugh" has nothing to do with how we feel about Cleveland. Cleveland seems to be a lovely place. At least the cafeteria in the Cleveland Clinic is. We just want to be sure not offend any of our 0 Ohioan readers.