That's just not white!

You, too, can search for local level 3 sex offenders by going here and clicking on the appropriate state.

A New York City search illustrated that apparently no white men in New York City have ever reached level 3 regarding sex offense. Clearly white men behave more civilly and responsibly when it comes to sex offense, unlike their darker, less educated brethren. A collective sigh of relief, then, should be taken with the knowledge that the majority of sexually active men on the street are white or are intelligent enough to know how to sex offend in the right place, at the right time, with someone darker nearby. Thank you, NYPD, for keeping the coloreds out of the bedroom where the white is obviously the caring, and gentle, king.