Yes, it's true. Tonight is the premiere of the third season of Lost, probably the only show in the history of TV to make us alternately laugh hysterically (Kate's still so pretty!) and gasp uncontrollably (Jack's still so hot!). In honor of the event, allow us to present...
The Hurley Bird:
2 parts* coconut rum
1/2 part grenadine
1 part orange juice
1 part pineapple juice
1/2 part cranberry juice
Splash of pomegranate juice (left over from the Project Rumways)
Mix in large pitcher. Chill. Pour into coconut and pineapple cups you've ordered from Luau Express.
*We're just making this up to sound official. Just dump a bunch of it all in the pitcher.