None of this means anything to us, except, of course, the spoilers for the November 8 episode of Lost. Perhaps this guy will play the man with the eyepatch seen in last night's preview, the man who we're calling McPatchy because we don't watch Grey's Anatomy and are super jealous of the 46-year-old supply-cabinet-organizers who get to constantly argue over McDreamy and McSteamy.
Oh. Yes, we still watch Lost. So sue us!