Wha? There's going to be a gay character on Lost? We almost boycotted when they showed a black woman kissing a white man! Sheesh.
Oh, and there's also a spoiler therein about the opening of tonight's episode that will apparently "blow your mind." Clearly we're Lisa-Whelchel-praying it will involve more hits of Mama Kass. (We didn't read the spoiler. We don't want it spoiled. Especially if it involves a black woman kissing a white man. Or a gay.)