From Netscape, the 111 wussiest songs of all time. Yes, 111. Meaning, you have to click "NEXT" about 43 times to get to the page that features the number one wussiest song of all time. And how dare you touch Manilow?!? Anyway, if anyone gets to the page with #1 on it before going into a coma, let us know what it is.
Much more sensibly, here's Blender's 25 wussiest rock stars of all time. Oh, fuck. It's one per page. People! These are the wussiest lists ever.
Oh, shit. We just clicked to number 22 and found Natalie Merchant there. First, Manilow then Merchant? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, it is on. It is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.