Next year in Jerusalem.

U.S. family: Get us out of Lebanon.

Us: Hmmm. How about this? We'll allow our tax money to go to getting the kids out. That's fine. But if any money's being spent on the parents, it's to buy them a tent and two bottles of water for what we're gonna call "Because You Brought Your Family to Lebanon for a Vacation, You Now Have to Spend 30 Days Surviving on Its Streets with Only a Tent and Two Bottles of Fucking Water." Assholes.


As you were.

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