Well, would you look at this? We don't post hardly nothin' today, and our friend Frank has linked us two times. Which is not why we're posting this (honestly!). We're posting this because it's Frank's bday (he's turning 3 or something ridiculous like that) and because said Frank is promising to break an exclusive, mindblowing Project Runway scandal in the next few days. Obvs, we are totes excites. So, Frank, 1.) thanx, 2.) happy bday and 3.) hurry up.