Mornin', folks. We're understaffed today, and by "understaffed," we mean "we had to take our iBook into the Apple store for repairs once again." Meaning, we only have two computers instead of three. Meaning, we're going to be working on this week's Coffee Talk Companion presently, just so we can post it as soon as possible. Don't worry—Lisa Whelchel decided to post song lyrics this week, so it shouldn't take us too long to come up with something marginally entertaining. In the meantime, we'll always know what you did last summer.