Color me sorry.

Sorry about that last post. Something snapped. Everything's OK now.

Today, arbiter of style, Better Homes and Gardens, provided its "Top Trends in Color for 2005." Here is the list, as provided:

1. Citrus Splash
2. Chocolate
   
3. Really Red
   
4. Harvest Hues
5. Think Pink
6. The New Blue
7. Warm Silver
8. Soft Greens
9. Black and White
10. Your Favorite Color

Here is the list interpreted:

1. Orange, yellow
2. Brown
3. Red
4. Gold
5. Pink
6. Blue
7. Silver
8. Green
9. Black and white
10. Anything not in the entire color spectrum
    

While you're shopping for your Soft Greens, remember, someone who wasn't you got paid to come up with that list.