Natasha Lyonne inspires nausea.

NY Daily News gives us a great item on one of the FBI's 10-most-wanted criminals, Natasha Lyonne, courtesy of fellow crazy actor and former landlord, Michael Rapaport. Rapaport penned an article about his and Lyonne's friendship for next month's Jane magazine. Because we love you, we'll give you highlights:

"People were going in and out of the apartment, [one of the tenants] was telling me about the late-night parties, and 'random dudes sprawled out on her sofa at all times. [Another tenant] had a little dinner party. Natasha was screaming up at them throughout the party."

"I felt sick to my stomach the moment she touched me," he said. "Her body was so skinny."

"It looked like a grenade had gone off," he said. "There was garbage everywhere. There were glasses smashed in the kitchen and standing water in the clogged tub with flies hovering over it. "That girl needs help."

OK, that's pretty much every quote the Daily News provided. They did come up with one of their own, which we also adore:

A representative for Lyonne was not immediately reachable.