Lindsay lowdown.

It is reported that Lindsay Lohan "hooked up" with Benicio Del Toro at a party on Sunday (apparently Scarlett Johansson and an elevator were unavailable). Lohan has also, of late, been paired with human record factory Ryan Adams. However, Lohan's representative has said, "She's not dating either of these wonderful men."

If this...



...is what's passing for "wonderful" presently, what's "mediocre"?