Might as well jump.

Good morning. We hope you missed us. Had we been around yesterday, you can be sure this site would have been filled with Academy Awards commentary equally as entertaining as the broadcast itself. Alas, you were spared the commentary (and, if you're lucky, the broadcast, too).

Rather than try to sum up in one post what we would have written, enjoy this photo of Eddie Van Halen arriving at Elton John's Oscar party. It nicely illustrates how we felt at 11:30 p.m. Sunday evening...