Ye merry gentlemen can rest later.

If there's one thing we do about the holidays, it's that you can get fat as a fat potato from stuffing your greedy face with all those Bûches de Noel. That's why we're delighted to link you to this page, which lists typical holiday activities and the amount of calories you'll burn by doing them. You know who else will be delighted? Your spouse, that's who.