6.02.2005

Little speller.

Great, you can spell "appoggiatura." But do you know what one is, little Anurag? Do you? If you were given sheet music to, say, one of Bach's preludes or fugues from the Well Tempered Clavier (Books 1 or 2, whatever), would you know how to mark one? Could you compose your own fugue with at least two instances of appoggiatura, Anurag? Are you willing to devote three-and-a-half years of your life at a conservative southern state university to pointing out instances of pedal point, elision, slur, cadence, sequence, and, yes, appoggiatura for a Bachelor of Arts in music only to find yourself working for some small marketing agency and quietly editing a totally gay blog that defines mediocre? Are you, Anurag? Are you?

Didn't think so. Nice job, anyway. Enjoy the $28,000 worth of bonds and encyclopediae. Faggot.

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See you tomorrow, readers!

2 comments:

Melissa Greenfield said...

Brilliant post. Now if only I had known that my Bachelors of Music would have won me $22,000 for spelling appoggiatura, I'd be all set.

Anonymous said...

do you guys need another gay music major to work for your site. I am terribly bitchy and critical!!! I am done in 2 years and will more then likely be thinking "what the hell am I going to do with this bullshit piece of paper, i shoudl have paid more attention in math instead of reading GQ nad Details"