$23 billion isn't worth 1¢ in taste.

As we like to keep the NB Paris-free unless it has to do with France, you'll have to go to Dana's site to see...

1) The female Paris's Hope Diamond-size engagement ring.

2) The male Paris's Riding-the-Bus-with-My-Sister-inspired clothing choice. Here's a sneak peek...



We get the feeling that those clothes are hiding something spectacular because the rest of the package (no pun intended, bien sur!) brings tears of shame and disgust to our one working eye.