What we've learned from this cycle of "America's Next Top Model" thus far:
Obesity = immediate elimination
Lesbian = multi-ethnic sympathy
Fainting = Janice Dickinson crawling around on the floor with a water bottle
We don't know which is the worst, but we can't wait for next week, in which we hope to hear more quotes like last night's Tyra-response to Rebecca collapsing:
"How many of you were scared? I was really, really scared."