What we learned from TV this past week.

"American's Next Top Model"'s Yaya has a mom who looks exactly like this:



"Not enough air time" is our new excuse for everything. Example: "Did you remember to pick up milk?" "Shit! Not enough air time."

"Fat Actress" (we have Showtime! as part of a package—promise), despite having a bit of potential for approximately six minutes, totally sucked by the time we shut it off at minute 11. The bottom line is that apart from being about whiny/drunk Kirstie Alley and not about whiny/drunk Hollywood, it ended up being, um, unfunnily racist. Jesus. Did we just say that. Not enough air time.