3.14.2005

New Steven Tyler recipe.

The marvelous Awful Plastic Surgery questions Steven Tyler's most recent facial construction. Certainly there has been a change, and the NB will show you how you, too, can make your very own new Steven Tyler.

First, start with this...

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...then, combine a handful of fresh Lili Taylor...

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...with 2 tbsps. Marcia Gay Harden...

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...in a large bowl. Let sit for 5 minutes, then slowly stir in 1 pound Suzanne Vega...

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...and continue mixing until tough. You should have this:

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It's close, but you're not finished yet. Take what you have and add a line of Mackenzie Phillips...

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...and a sliver of whatever this is...

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...and bake on 350 for 30 minutes. Remove from oven and let cool. You should now have this...

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Tie a handkerchief around a microphone stand and serve.

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