According to Zap2It.com, Minnie Drescher is "eyeing a sitcom future." We were a li'l bit excited, as everyone and his mother works during pilot season in LA, and we love us some Minnie Drescher. Then we actually read the article, which basically lets us know that Minnie Drescher would like to be in a TV show. Well, right now, hon, we're eyeing a dirty martini. Color us both disappointed.