Live 8, flavor free.

Rumor had it that the Spice Girls were to reune for Bob Geldof's upcoming Live 8 concerts. Said Spice Girls were all ready to zigga zig ah when 2 became 1 and Geldof's concerts began attracting real musicians like Bon Jovi and Maroon 5. Now, rumor has it they've been axed from the lineup! Geldof obviously wasn't aware that if he wanted to be their lover, he had to get with their friends.

Kill us.