In order to get her father to divulge long-hidden information, Sydney Bristow had to (according to the ominous voiceover) "play the part she was born to play: HER MOTHER!"
Tonight on "Alias"...
Jennifer Garner plays the part she was born to play: DIRECTOR OF ANOTHER CRAPPY EPISODE OF "ALIAS"! We are not amused, Garner. It's bad enough you had to get knocked up by Bruce Afflecks, but contributing doublefold to this shell of a show we once knew and loved? Wethinks you're due for a good Tyrade. Well, at least the emcee of the Kit Kat Klub is back tonight. He's a good time.
True gluttons for punishment, click here. It's the Web site for Alias magazine. Yes, really.
Oh, wait! There is one good thing about ABC tonight...
"Lost." The black kid is going to warn them not to open the hatch! Let's go!
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