Weekends are for gambling.

NB readers, thank you for joining us in today's Tribute to 5/12. Because our photo-hosting site is still down, we're going to sign out early. We had more planned, but it just won't be special without visual aids.

That said, we'll be venturing to the AC until Tuesday for some much-needed smoke poisoning and oxygen tank-viewing. Do not ask why. Just accept that your lives sometimes aren't nearly as exciting as ours. We'll be posting Tuesday through Thursday of next week. On Friday, we have an audience with Mayor Bloomberg regarding the effect of rampant homelessness on chain restaurants. We have some thoughts.

Have a nice weekend, misfits. We'll see you on Tuesday!