8.24.2005

Indian burn.

In direct response to its being dropped from the list of top 10 party schools in the nation, Florida State University has been allowed to keep its Chief Osceola Seminole Indian mascot, thus encouraging students to irresponsibly drink and gamble. We're very proud of our alma mater's quick fix with this matter. We'll see you on the top 10 next year, Chief!

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