8.24.2005

Gott ya!

Apparently Victoria Gotti doesn't have breast cancer, after all. It was just a publicity stunt to promote the upcoming third season of some reality show she's on. This information came as a shock to no one because...say it with us...you have to have real breasts to get real breast cancer. Fortunately, her undeniable beauty, intelligence and compassion have not been threatened by this misunderstanding.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hold up now, cap'n. If this woman is intelligent, then duck when you go outside, because the pigs will be flying. This is the arrogant, delusional, daughter of the devil, trying to celebrate her no-account, class-devoid life. And here's the bad news (that occurred to me yesterday): if these people ever had the idea of "branding" the Gotti name, they'd make a mint.