Absolut memorial.

Enjoy the weekend, everyone. Be warned—you will be hearing about 9/11 every single minute of every day through Monday, so, you know, just take some of those vodka-dipped Peanut M&Ms you're going to be shoving in your mouth in handfuls and put a few in your ears. Works like a charm. We know because we've done it before. On the actual 9/11. Well, you try waking up with your roommate-by-application, Perez Hilton, shrieking in the next room!

No, we're not kidding.

Bah!