Gong.

We don't know what our favorite quote is from this story regarding a drunk migrant worker biting a panda at a zoo...

A.) “I bit the fellow in the back...its skin was quite thick."

B.) “They seemed to get along well with people.”

C.) “No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don’t remember much.”

We do know that if this had happened in America, it would have occurred in Florida.