Boot.

Hopefully you made it through your day with your female workmates dressed like a ___________ hooker and your male workmates dressed like your female workmates. We're locking ourselves in our apartment tonight with a pint of julienned Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a gallon of vodka. Dyed orange, of course. You do whatever you're going to do, and enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. Once again...

Happy Halloween!