England's all in a tizzy because supermarket chain Tesco's Web site was offering the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Set in its Toys and Games section. It has since been removed. But don't worry, aspiring Scores entertainers, the set is still available on Amazon.com for a mere $104.99. Or you can just shell out five pounds and get the Peekaboo Lap Dancing Kit. Both sets come with Peekaboo Dance Dollars, which are not good toward the purchase of another kit, but may be used to bribe your delusional wife to stop using your hard-earned cash on her stupid whore-y dreams.
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