Ryan, over you.

We don't read gossip blogs because we like to pretend this site is the unfunniest site in existence, but we, like them, do have to give attention to this if only to say...

YOU CAN CRY ON OUR SHOULDER, RYAN!!! AND BY "SHOULDER," WE MEAN "BED." AND BY "ON," WE MEAN "IN." AND YES WE'RE YELLING BECAUSE WE WANT YOU TO HEAR US OVER THE 5,329,539 GAY MEN SCREAMING THE SAME THING RIGHT NOW.

That is all. Good luck with the custody crap. We hate kids, just so you know.