Christopher and Katherine. Done and done.

Ignore that last post. We stole found by diligent research this breaking bit of information. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Klein and Katie Holmes are on the market again, which is fantastic news for any of you who know what a Chris Klein or Katie Holmes is. We did find this picture of it.



Word has it that the non-marriage has been on the rocks for a while, what with the Klein's entirely speculative (read: obviously true) enjoyment of the Holmes's pals. Also, further diligent research leads to this bit of entirely speculative information:

He knocked up his girlfriend when he was still in high school and has a 6 0r 7 year old child. His PR people try to keep this under wraps.

Honestly, this all sounds really hot. Just remember, Holmes: don't know what you got till it's gone.