3.01.2005

HELLO! young lovers.

The old stalwart HELLO! magazine provides us with these Oscar-party photos of chance meetings of celeb ex-lovers.

Lot #1. The Cru(z)(ise)(e)s, one NASCAR, one full of latin passion. Judging from the pic, neither is happy about the photo being taken, but Tom is trying harder, as usual. Loosen the grip, Tom! Jesus.



Lots #2. Jake Gylylenyeyhayl and Kirsten Dunst. He's all thugly and she's all "Don't break me!" She's happier. His stance screams "I'll kill you." His right hand is even forming a gun.



Lot# 3. Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom. Clearly, Bloom is trying to flee. Cheer up, Kate, he looked better as an elf.

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