3.02.2005

Idolatry and model behavior.

Don't forget, reader, tonight we will say goodbye to these future administrative assistants:




AND, it's a half-hour show, which means, with futuristic DVR ability, we'll be able to osmose all necessary happenings in 3.5 minutes. FOX-tastic!

Also, it's the cycle [sic] premiere of "America's Next Top Model." UPN tried to trick the DVR last night by recording a Very Special Episode, in which we were "shown" season 3 winner, Eva Pigford, working as a model. Bah ha ha! Nice try, Tyra. Eva was on the subway this morning. As the driver.

We're not sure who will be voted off tonight, but it doesn't matter. There will be fighting, crying and Janice Dickinson trying not to get too close to anything hot, so we're there.

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