Static Klingensmith.

By far our favorite participant in last year's Bravo reality show, "Showbiz Moms & Dads," was not any Nutter or the blonde girl who will evenutally murder her mother. It was Shane Klingensmith, puppet child of Debbie Klingensmith. We liked him because, though of questionable talent and look, mother Debbie put him through ridiculous dance routines and cringe-inducing songs to live out her obvious dream deferred. At one point, she even made Shane select girls for his backup dancers a la selecting a kickball team. FINE! We liked the lunatic mom!

Anyway...

Today, after unsuccessfully Googling middle school classmates for the eight-hundreth time, we happened upon this Web site, shaneklingensmith.com, where the two features are a store with T-shirts and, surprise!, a link to an interview with Debbie. Also, you can join Shane's Official Street Team, which sounds vaguely custodial but in actuality is just a Yahoo! group with 234 members, 230 of whom appear to be someone named Holly. However, we found this...graphic...there, so it's not all for naught.



And, yes,we realize this is all rilly pervy, but it's not like that at all. We're more interested in, say, the occasional Norwegian article with pictures of Shane and references to the "familien Nutter." That's just how we are, Debbie. OK?