One Can Frozen Strawberry Fruit Juice
One Can of Water
One 1 liter bottle of Club Soda or Seltzer Water
Sweet WoodruffBecause we have no one to get us strawberry juice, strawberries and sweet woodruff, we're going to use:
One Cup Mixture of Months-Old Cranberry Juice and Pineapple Juice
One "Can" of Water
One Liter Bottle of Club Soda
Once you have these ingredients, you just combine them and drink. Oh, make sure you're not typing and combining at the same time unless you want rum all over your desk. God damn it. And now it seems we're supposed to clean this up ourselves? This no-immigrant business is not cool, especially so close to Cinco de Mayo.