Q: How do you know we've truly hit bottom?
A: When we start posting links to stories about a fat six-year-old Russian boy.
To be fair, any article that contains this line...
Just sitting down in Dzhambulat Khatokhov's house sucks you straight into his empty world. "There is not a single piece of furniture that he has not broken," his mother, Nelya, laments as I perch on a stool barely held together by a quiver of nails.
...is worth a peek, no?