We've received approximately 911 emails from people telling us they're sick of observing a moment of silence for 9/11 and could we please post something to keep them entertained. Geez—must we do everything around here?
Well, fine. Here's Entertainment Weekly's 50 best teen movies of all time. No, you're not wrong—The Breakfast Club is not a better movie than Dazed and Confused, Election, Donnie Darko, The Last Picture Show or Brick. But none of those other movies had Molly Ringwald, "Don't You Forget About Me" or a retarded ending. And you know how we like our endings here in America. Retarded, that's how. Anyway, once you're done being entertained by this post (which should have already happened), do yourself a favor and rent The Last Picture Show if you haven't already seen it because you refuse to watch anything involving Cybill Shepherd. We don't blame you, obviously, but even Christine Baranski's sidekick can't bring the thing down.