Apartment, please.

The NB editor needs a place to live. By himself (the interns live in the basements of their respective consulates). Not more than $1200. If, after you are done laughing hysterically, you can point him in some helpful direction besides out of NYC, please email NervyB@gmail.com. And, no, he does not care that he is using this platform for this matter. After months of providing free Bazooka-gum-wrapper-quality entertainment, he feels he is allowed to do so.

Thank you.