Defining gravitas.

P-H-E-W. For a moment this article's headline led us to believe Spielberg was going to be directing the movie version of one of the crappiest entertainments we've had the displeasure of enduring, Wicked. Fortunately, it's just a movie about a physicist. But don't worry, Spielberg fans (and Wicked fans, coincidentally), the movie will be convoluted where it should be clear and gushing with sentimentality where it should be subdued. And it will end 14 times.