Mediocre things come to those who wait.

Yes, yes, yes, there's a new Coffee Talk entry posted to Lisa Whelchel's site. No, no, no, we're obviously not prepared with coverage (big fuckin' surprise). We will cover it tomorrow—how about that? You're free to go read it in the meantime. This is, after all, a free country, asshole. No, it's OK. Just go ahead and read it. See if we care? You're just making it worse for yourself.

Totally kidding! We will give you a preview, though: believe it or not, Lisa visits a church.



(We hope you enjoyed this post about an upcoming post. That's what we've sunk to at this point.)