Tell me something iDon't know.

Well, of course iPods are being made in Chinese sweatshops. Where else are you going to find techno-savvy infants with hands small enough to assemble the wonderfully petite Nano? Come on. The best the US can come up with is this:



No, this is not a joke.

Now get back to work, Hop Sing! And make sure those earbuds will come apart after three months!