Say cheese.

Sorry we've been out of touch today. We've been helping with flood relief efforts in D.C. And by "helping with flood relief efforts in D.C.," we mean "crocheting a kitten tea cozy for our lesbian cousin Joice." Anyway, because we never cater to sports fans on this site, we thought today would be a good day to throw them a bone. Why? Because of these totally awkward NBA draft portraits. Touchdown! (That's basketball, right?)