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Finally, we want to mention that if you are a Time Warner Cable customer who has digital cable with channel 1017, Oxygen OnDemand (Oxygen is a cable network, for the 99% of you who don't know what is), you have access to about 40 karaoke songs. Meaning, you can wake up on, say, a Saturday morning, go to the restroom and then flop down on the couch and serenade your empty apartment with, say, "The Gambler." Or "Here You Come Again." Or half of "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" (that song is long, dude!).

(Oh! And, yes, we obviously entered the "Win a VIP Trip for Two to LA & Have Dinner with Mo'nique" contest linked from Oxygen's homepage. No, we won't link you directly to it. We don't want you movin' in on our chances. Damn.)