Single hoot.

Please forgive us for being late with this news. Robert H. Brooks, the owner of one of our most beloved institutions in the country, Hooters, has died. About this we truly are distraught. There are fewer things we enjoy more in life than a pitcher of beer and hot wings at Hooters. Srsly. Judge us if you will, but, in this time of great sorrow, we feel the need to be absolutely truthful.

R.I.P., Boob. Sorry. Bob.