Comical.

The Big Apple Comic Book Art, Toy and Sci-fi Expo is taking place from November 17 to 19 here in NYC. We only inform you of this because we think it's imperative for all New Yorkers to know that in just one painful fell swoop, you can acquire autographs from...

Catherine Bach...



Joyce DeWitt (?)...



Khrystyne Haje (???)...



Karen Lynn Gorney (????????)...



and, not one, but two Batmen. Adam West...



and, yes, Val Kilmer...



Holy ouch, Val!

(Oh, and please note that all actors will appear differently from/will have new noses than in their 20+-year-old publicity shots.)

The best part (relatively speaking) of all this is that we discovered Karen Lynn Gorney's Web site, on which. among many other things, you can hear her original music. For maximum effect in minimum time, we suggest the dance remixes of her songs from Dance of the Deadly's [sic]. Oh, and clearly this is our favorite cover art of any cd ever...



Me-ow!