You say Gbemisola, we say Gbemisola.

Our friend April Winchell has gotten her hands on her own African orphans (this year's Tickle-Me Elmo), and she's kindly put them up for adoption on eBay. So, why not get on over there and adopt Onyekachukwu for yourself? According to her papers...

"Onyekachukwu is a girl. She likes dung beetles and bacon.
She's about 7" tall, made of felt and cotton and stuffed with soft polyfil.
She has hand sewn button eyes, removable clothing and black fleece hair.
And she thinks Jay McInerney is a tool."

AND, a portion of the proceeds will go to Toys for Tots, which we think is Fan-tots-tic.