A mighty deed.

Oh, one2believe, don't fret. Just because Toys for Tots defied the government by actually upholding the whole separation of church and state thing doesn't mean it has to be a bleak Christmas. Listen, if you send us a bunch of your talking Marys, we're sure we can find lovely homes for them here in New York. Primarily in Chelsea and the West Village, which, really, is so much more chic than, say, wherever Marine reservists' children might be living. (Oh, and don't worry about her subsequent meth addiction—you can't see her teeth, so no one will know.)