In the meantime, enjoy some assholes complaining.
8.28.2006
Diverted.
¡Hola! We're working on a Coffee Talk Companion presently. So, you know, hold your horses.
In the meantime, enjoy some assholes complaining.
In the meantime, enjoy some assholes complaining.
8.25.2006
Caught in the Web.
And now we send you off into that good weekend with MyDeathSpace.com (via the Best Week Ever blog), a site that lists all the people with MySpace profiles who have died since creating their profile. Yes, this is serious stuff. A little creepy, too. But at least now you can find out that the guy who decided to pick up a downed power line enjoyed listening to Easy E.
Have a good one!
Have a good one!
RSVPed.
Here at the NB, we occasionally like to help. So, let us help to add to this city girl's "worldwide humiliation."
Also, let us suggest that after potentially being laughed out of Europe, we know the perfect place for this girl to find employment. It's on an island called Manhattan, and such organizational skills, attention to detail and, most especially, tone are appropriate for any associate position at any magazine, cable network, PR agency, casting agency, modeling agency or boutique coffee shop there.
Also, let us suggest that after potentially being laughed out of Europe, we know the perfect place for this girl to find employment. It's on an island called Manhattan, and such organizational skills, attention to detail and, most especially, tone are appropriate for any associate position at any magazine, cable network, PR agency, casting agency, modeling agency or boutique coffee shop there.
Go away, you.
You know who we can't stand? Rachel Bilson. Admittedly, we've never seen her actually in movement, but every single photo of her, whether it be "sexy"...
...or cutesy...
...makes us want to grab that wig of hair off her head, make a Swiffer our of it, go to Adam Brody's house and make out with him all day.
That is all.
...or cutesy...
...makes us want to grab that wig of hair off her head, make a Swiffer our of it, go to Adam Brody's house and make out with him all day.
That is all.
Not the planet, the car.
The NB would like to announce it has finally located the place where celebrity breathes its last breath before it dies forever: Club Saturn.
Ab-solutely pec-tacular.
To celebrate Friday, here's the best gayest quiz ever. And don't worry about answering correctly—we're all winners here!
8.24.2006
Hot off the press.
Apple just announced it is recalling 1.8 laptop batteries due to potential overheating and b...ARGH, OUR HANDS!!!!!!! SOMEONE GET US SOME WATER!!!!!!!!! ARGKFDF:SJLFKMVC m,.,V??DV.........v
Interlude.
From Stereogum, here's a not-quite-panda-adorable pic of Sufjan Stevens and David Byrne from last night's Bookeaters benefit at Beacon Theater event that we forgot to attend.
We'd very much like David to be our dad and Sufjan to be our husband, just so you know. Tonight we will forget to attend Neko Case's concert at the McCarren Park Pool (It starts at 6 and it's $35. Come on.), but we'd very much like Neko to be our mom.
We'd very much like David to be our dad and Sufjan to be our husband, just so you know. Tonight we will forget to attend Neko Case's concert at the McCarren Park Pool (It starts at 6 and it's $35. Come on.), but we'd very much like Neko to be our mom.
Wild Korses.
OK. Three things about last night's Project Runway, and then we'll leave it alone.
1.) HOW DID THIS WIN???????????
Srsly, people. Fine—we campaigned for Vincent at the beginning just because he seemed like good TV. He is not. We were wrong. We now have two debacles on our hands after last week's ousting of Allison and this week's non-winning of Uli. Memo to judges: GET RID OF VINCENT. Now. Like, right now. Like, we don't even need to see it. Just make him go away.
2.) We finally figured out who Michael Kors looks like: a female version of his mother.
3.) Congratulations to Project Runway for what may have been the most uncomfortable, awkward and downright psychotic idea in reality show history. Getting innocent family members involved in their crazy kids' game show dreams is questionable enough. But forcing the kids' to design for another contestant's mother/sister via a humiliating grade-school-style kickball pick-off (we know there's got to be an easier way to say that; we just can't figure it out) is even more cringe-inducing. And when Jeffrey ends up with nemesis Angela's mom, it's, well, this...
Utterly horrifying.
And completely wonderful.
Thanx, PR. We luv ya. NOW GET RID OF VINCENT.
1.) HOW DID THIS WIN???????????
Srsly, people. Fine—we campaigned for Vincent at the beginning just because he seemed like good TV. He is not. We were wrong. We now have two debacles on our hands after last week's ousting of Allison and this week's non-winning of Uli. Memo to judges: GET RID OF VINCENT. Now. Like, right now. Like, we don't even need to see it. Just make him go away.
2.) We finally figured out who Michael Kors looks like: a female version of his mother.
3.) Congratulations to Project Runway for what may have been the most uncomfortable, awkward and downright psychotic idea in reality show history. Getting innocent family members involved in their crazy kids' game show dreams is questionable enough. But forcing the kids' to design for another contestant's mother/sister via a humiliating grade-school-style kickball pick-off (we know there's got to be an easier way to say that; we just can't figure it out) is even more cringe-inducing. And when Jeffrey ends up with nemesis Angela's mom, it's, well, this...
Utterly horrifying.
And completely wonderful.
Thanx, PR. We luv ya. NOW GET RID OF VINCENT.
What a zoo!
Via Popbitch...
Sporty Yorkie...
Cat 3000...
And what may be the cutest picture ever. (Yes, we do have a soul.)
Sporty Yorkie...
Cat 3000...
And what may be the cutest picture ever. (Yes, we do have a soul.)
8.23.2006
A fact.
Just so you know...
...the upcoming film, Sex and Death 101, starring Simon Baker and Winona Ryder and written and directed by Daniel Waters of Heathers fame, will have its featured role of Trixie, Simon Baker's character's willing assistant, played by none other than...
Mindy Cohn.
Just so you know.
...the upcoming film, Sex and Death 101, starring Simon Baker and Winona Ryder and written and directed by Daniel Waters of Heathers fame, will have its featured role of Trixie, Simon Baker's character's willing assistant, played by none other than...
Mindy Cohn.
Just so you know.
Helmets, yes. Pasties, no.
While it's true we're not generally a fan of boobs, we most assuredly are a fan of...
Boobs on Bikes!
And, before you get all righteous and judgy on us, please note we're not the only ones.
(Please note, too, that some of the linked images are not safe for work, though they are plenty safe for hilarity.)
Boobs on Bikes!
And, before you get all righteous and judgy on us, please note we're not the only ones.
(Please note, too, that some of the linked images are not safe for work, though they are plenty safe for hilarity.)
Crystal ball.
One question:
WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW???
Sorry for the yelling. It's just that we'd like to have been apprised sooner of a game show that employed both Richard O'Brien and the future. That's all.
WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW???
Sorry for the yelling. It's just that we'd like to have been apprised sooner of a game show that employed both Richard O'Brien and the future. That's all.
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